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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 00:36

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

A View to a Kill

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Are you afraid of being alone?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

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The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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